A Little Cat's Instruction Book
1. Always lick after meals.
2. When in doubt, chase something.
3. Keep your tail away from stoves, candles, lit cigarettes, garbage disposals, automatic
dishwasher doors, children, rocking chairs, and dogs. Remember, God only gave you one tail -- take care of it.
4. Be adorable.
5. Worry about courage, cleanliness, and hair balls.
6. Don't worry about what other cats think of you. Remember, the cats who often do the most with their lives are the ones
who were laughed at, ridiculed, or made fun of kittens.
7. Stay out of automobile engines.
8. Stay out of open windows during thunder storms.
9. Stay indoors on Halloween and the Fourth of July.
10. Surprise someone by hiding in the clothes hamper.
11. Avoid the temptation to spend all day waiting expectantly by the birdbath.
12. Christmas trees were meant to be climbed.
13. Long naps never go out of fashion.
14. Just say no to catnip.
15. The three Great Lies of Life are: 1. The check is in the mail. 2. All I want is one kiss. 3. It'll be all right, just get in the carrying case.
To Be Continued...................
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